So I watch this show called Real Housewives on Bravo and for the past few years there have been many spins on it. The original is the Real Housewives of Orange County and then they went all over the country for different seasons. The series I like the most is New York because I feel like although they have the same deranged, stupid drama, they’re a little bit easier to bear. The series I hate the most is Atlanta because all those girls are just not visually attractive and not nice. I mean, I get it, it’s supposed to have drama etc. but it just irks me that they talk like hood rats and then tell the camera they’re ladies. Anyways, Jersey comes in a close second cause those girls have the worst delusion of all!
So, to my point, Kim is on the Real Housewives of Atlanta and she decided she would sing one day despite how horrible it sounds to her voice coach and our ears. Flash forward to 2010 and she now has a hit single called “Tardy to the party” cleverly mixed by Kandi. Now she has a 2nd single called “Google Me” I thought the first one was stupid and mildly catchy but this new one is just plain primitive! And it gives google a bad name. I would sue if I was google!
Anyways enough ranting, here they are. Be warned, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll feel outrage at the slow pace of human evolution.
Tardy for the party - Kim Zolsiak
Google Me - Kim
You'll probablly find more entertainment out of the following paradies by the Will Show: